Pizza in the urine stream, aka pissa

Turdminator

Steve (aka Desiree) the transgender she-merman

I don't like British people

Angry spider with a learning disability

Seahorse polka convention

Craps McGee, gold miner and expert cake decorator.

Fat baby detective, private eye

Oooh someone thinks they're quite the artist

Gravely ill llama cat

Rainbow pirate in the sea of turds