Okay... A man with Kanye-esque green sunglasses reveals his chest under his black robe. He has scars, and a hook for a hand.

A man discovers his dog has yet again eaten his entire collection of Pokémon Cards, and delightfully reprimands him, "bad dog".

A man with a light bulb shaped tumor emerging from his head is excited to receive a Book of Ideas.

Winged goth with kickass boots, face piercings, and purple bangs claims to neither see nor hear the haters.

One of those dolls from homestuck. Except it looks like it just witnessed its parents having sex, and regrets not knocking first.

Godzilla has joined Japan in the fight against the flaming garbage lids. For Glorious Japan!

A microphone singing into a human.

The Declaration of Independence has just been bumped down to the B-list.

Orange cat questions his own existence.

Frogsnake: New Pokémon. 3'8" water type. Hind legs allow it to jump incredible heights, its neck can coil around something to catch itself

Nobody seems to give this poor elephant/ghost-woman a chance.

Birdman witnessing two hobos fighting over an empty bottle, and is strangely aroused.