"Aww man, this electric chair is not funny at all."
"Bad pussy! You're a naughty pussy!" Says the House to her cat.
The Earth is laughing at you.
Hipster peanut doesn't like peanut cans
Tweeting a love song!
I'm not sonic!! I'm my original character, Blonic!
A matador tries to trick a bull to charge religion.
I gave that cube a number, cubes love numbers.
The red M&M is going to reach the finish line!
A broke guy after taking his wife shopping.
Gotta go fast. Human version.
"No one likes Igor." sad donkey.