My spoon is too big.

Where we're going, we don't need roads...

A vision test

Every morning there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend's four post bed.

Brown dog with black spots

Duck saying, "Tiny Shirt Medium Far"

Monkey is astonished at the package size of the other monkey.

That corner looks tastey

Dang it, another mosquito just bit my face. I am sad.

Rainbow flying out of a shoe

Last airbender doesn't know what to do with a lemon

Excuse me, I think your Sprite is out of syrup.