A prostitute sits her client down to read to him from her favorite book, simply titled "Anal." The client seems displeased.

Rabbits turn black when they are disappointed. Happy rabbits are oblivious to this phenomenon.

Gnomes suck at Quidditch.

A very encouraging condom

A drawing is disappointed in its creator.

Smoking makes cats irritable.

The thunderhead is pleased.

The bravest bird of them all

A hasty generalization and a cup of lukewarm tea

As a man prepares to hide the corpse of his dead wife, both he and his sentient briefcase think to hide her stash of money.

A tasteful grey shirt is assaulted by a gnarled and broken coat hanger.