Omg look at his shoe!

Don't Drop the soap

Human Centipede

Unicorn just raped me in the ass with a two headed fox while running away from santa.....

My love, I could hold your breasts for an eternity.

Hee Ho!

Zombie hand

Facebook sucks wang

Unicorns have three arm's

Stab him in the face because he wears blue!

Android robot is sad because he will never meet bender

Creeper with a mac wants to hold your hand