A green girl is distressed that a giant brown earthworm has stolen her orange surfboard.

A red number eight with what looks like a crude arm on top.

A dollar bill is on a mission to kill Notch.

A man laughs while a small child is drowning in a river of shit.

Two people having sex. One of them might be French.

Last man was too big a man to draw anything so I'm not going to play his man game. Do whatever you want.

A shady character wants to tell you about shitty webcomics.

Pink Godzilla ruins an otherwise perfect sunny day.

The red spikey thing hovers between the cyan ground and the yellow ceiling.

A flying robot with a huge green moustache attacks the graveyard.

The worst mug ever. If you'd get this piece of shit for father's day you'd slap your kid. The damn brat deserves it. God that is a bad mug.

A man is confused as the laws of physics cease to exist, warping his head into grotesque shapes. Also his hair is a bird.

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