The distance from the Earth to the moon.

A man riding the fattest most shocked pony watches a censored thing

Pizza with a butchers knife nearby

A thundercloud is mad about the love of his life being happy without him.

The saddest octopus

The average SA goon

HOOP-DE-DOODLY DOO CLASS, LET'S GO ON AN ADVENTURE IN THE HONK HONK MAGIC SCHOOL BUS AWWWWWW YEAH

Comrade T-Rex

Let's be grammar Nazis about the description!