A sentient blue house with arms and legs holding out a spoon with poop on the end of it and a very confused person witnessing these events.

A creepy-ass mofo with a creepy-ass mustache wearing a "Hello, my name is Sanic" sticker.

A llama with "fuck da police" carved into his skin saying "You mad?"

Lolwut.

A really fucked up clock.

Bananas in Pajamas having really awkward buttsex.

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Disregard the law enforcement officials!

A black ball explodes, sending shit everywhere.

A fancy man with a top hat and monocle stares longingly at his giant vat of coffee while saying "Quite."

A negligent father doesn't care that his son loves him.

A dumb man in a hat pickpocketing from a person who is strangely phallic-shaped.

A man staring in confusion at a green rectangular object.

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