Bananas and grapes? Not friends. Not even close.

I am the ghost of you didn't put any effort into this

Someone left a cake out in the rain.

Kenshiro... with manly tears and blood on his face... this is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

This is awesome dude. He doesn't have time to waste feelings or valentine's day or any of that shit.

This is... some kind of remote control where the only buttons are "no."

Yup. That's a smurf fellating a crab. It's our own fault, really.

Ever seen an awesome beer stein? This one is better than that. By like a thousand.

This is that soap that melts fingers.

Gene Simmons meets The Grinch

Oh, um. So, fat naked man. One leg broken off. He's not too happy and his hair says the word "@$$."

Princess dreams of flowers and candy like it's valentine's day and all that shit