You're faced with a pink Unicorn on a first person shooter. You only have 137 bullets left and 13% health. Shit just got real.

A surprise for Mr. Shark.

Doodle or Die

HULK LIKE KITTIES

Classic Body Builder lifts 20,000 PBS and No fucks were given that day.

Yellow car travelling on the Purple Road to victory.

Man angrily thrusting.

Sleepy man with big squidward nose plays with his red yoyo

Man ponders on the life of a duck

Justin Bieber with Buck Teeth

I dont know what that says, it's written in terrible handwriting.

pizza is still awake

who has the key?

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