Smurfette looks amazing because she hasn't actually aged in 22 years!

A priest tells death to go away!

The Cat in the Hat is hurt by the the ghetto white kid's poor use of grammar and spelling.

The bucktoothed ginger kid is flattered by the compliments on his purple sunglasses and space t-shirt.

A stealthy ninja is about to assassinate an oblivious pink-shirted man.

A baseball player slides to home plate whilst kicking the umpire in the head.

The skeleton of a man who was born with only a head and four short leg bones. How unfortunate.

A bow OF arrows.

Pacman cruely devours hearts, even broken ones.

Step 1: Insert gold brick into head.

Diet coke + mentos = unicorns

Two bundles of sticks, wearing red scarves and singing "lean on me"