an obese mouse ate way too much chocolate bars
Bree Van de Kamp won't believe her son is gay
Cinderella loses her glass shoe while she's dancing in the Moulin Rouge
jeff the turtle had his heart broken :(
a silhouette of a suicidal cow is going to jump off a black cliff with a purple background
orc girl holds a package
sheepbird with dirt on its back says woo- cluck