Waiter, I'll have a little ground seahorse on my salad.

A 70's porn star, depressed about his own poor acting skills, hangs himself with Wonder Woman's magic lasso.

The self-loathing Vampire cries a single tear.

A chocolate evangelist wearing a blue diaper whips the Devil out of another frantic chocolate man, also in a blue diaper.

The all-seeing eye of Sauron stares down from a great, green pyramid.

A steamy poop hangs ten while surfing a mondo wave, brah.