Doodle or Die

Susan and her husband Jarred are having dinner at a highbrow restaurant when Jarred's head suddenly explodes. "Sorry Honey!" he cries.

Mack says Hi to Richard who replies "Hi Richard" in order to confuse Mack because he just bled out of his anus on Mack's chair.

Doodle or Die

The New Lunar Republic's Prancing Pony Class Destroyers surround planet Unobtainium in order to exploit its endless resource.

Alfred and Haakan play,pretend firemen and try to catch Buato, their imaginary friend in Alfred's rainbow pride flag.

A mild mannered man puffs his pipe while a child-like pony flaunts herself as a young working girl to him.

A young woman with green eyes and brown hair wearing a blue camisole (probably from kmart), thinks a flying cloud is cute and not strange.

Luke Skywalker, trapped in the Death Star inadvertently runs onto a T-Rex race track. He has also dismembered his hands to run faster.

Myanmar's national flag, spelt incorrectly with the wrong symbols and colours.

A school of fish move into invade planet rainbow. The rainbownites escape using their mass-ejaculatory-exodus-cannon.

After consuming numerous burgers, Eta became Theta.

A bar walks into a horse minding its own business, what sound does it make?

An angel of David with demonic arms terrorises the populous with terrible mathematics "kill - (subtract) me", which no one computes.

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