A young child was once abandoned but found itself being taken in by a local bull. The child survived on a diet of 100% semen.

Ian Thorpe is unhappy about all of his Islamic wives being killed. So unhappy he grabs a lightning bolt from the sky and stabs earth with it

Sandy the Pancake Parlour woman decides on this day instead of her usual triple stack she fancy's a teabag from a fit young lad.

A beady eyed nugget of gold concentrated on one thing, and one thing only. To grow his moustache

E.T wearing a mumu throws his years of research in the air in disgust as he realises hes still got 500 miles til anything

Jesus and Satan compete in a friendly battle of blackjack, Jesus gets dealt 21 and proceeds to ejaculate with joy on the table.

Pelican Priest John is tired after hours of studying the bible and very tempted at the proposal of some kinky shit suggested by troll face

Goku was just taking a leisurely stroll in the arvo before being rudely interrupted at gun point by a magikarp threatening to use splash

Sloosh in the cup because you know you want to!

Big ass greek wedding

Ballin m&m raises up for the jam, before being violently sent away by a ball blocking shaqtus.

Little Timmy only got one gift left under the tree for christmas. A small blue box with a red ribbon, no one knows the contents of this box.