OLD MAN DIES FROM SINGING SO BADLY

DOVAKIIN HAS A HEARTY CHUCKLE AFTER MURDERING THE VILLAGE OF WHITERUN

THE DUMB ASS ABOVE ME DOESN'T KNOW BASIC ADDITION

A one-handed gentleman recites a clique quote whilst holding a wine glass. His friend calls him poor and checks out his ass.

Red Pacman ghost is a posh motherfucker

Americans can't spell colour, hey. As punishment we give them inflatable palm trees.

YOUR VIRUS PROTECTION PROGRAMS ARE NO MATCH AGAINST REAL WORMS

Being homestuck for 7000 pages, it's no surprise that John's grown testicles on his chin. Are you sure you're not a homosexual?

A squirrel plays the viola. The tree leaves.

roxy lalonde bein a secy minx ;) *sexy

A green lollypop checks out an orange one next to green hotdogs. "DEM JIMMIES"

A politician in its natural environment

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