A burrito.

DJ Jazzy Jeff goes for the ninja star killing spree world record.

Guy needs to know the current market exchange rate from the dollar to pizza.

Frank's shitty birthday party.

It's funny because it's true.

Wilford Brimley and his Diabetes.

And that's why kirby doesn't drink tequila anymore...

FLOON needs a new drummer because he's obviously not hardcore enough.

WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEEPTOM? oh......it's a peeping tom....

The ghost from pacman likes to drink alone in the dark until he passes out.

Knuckles disagrees.

Two headed Kobe Bryant takes his yellow dildo to the beach.

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