A pole dancer is sweating liquid gold on a japanese zero pilot.

Patrick the tyrannosaurus cries sad heartbroken tears. It doesn't matter if he has on his fabolous shirt sleeves. He cannot fly.

King-Kong reading a manual to a "Build-it-yourself" shrink ray. A tiny human female in underwear looks on impatiently.

Purple longhaired female unicorn rubbing its crotch, crying. There is a disembodied sadface hovering near its face.

A comparison betwen a young stickman and himself as older with grey hair and a walking stick. In both drawings he is smiling with thumbs up.

Rudolf, having turned pirate, finds himself in jail. He tries to call Santa for bail. But Santa does not pick up. It just keeps ringing.

I say, this green root is most certainly of finer stock. What with his dashing style; a splendid pipe, top hat and monocle. Rather!

Mario is afraid of his own mortality. He takes it out in anger against the failing pigmentation in his hair.

A delicious and moist chocolate cake laying in the middle of the road. Yummy!

Why are you crying little stickman, it was only a toy gun with a "BANG" flag popping out. Smile like ME the retarded blond stickman.

A pretty good depiction of nyan cat.

A man with a goatee and a crazy big smile on his face is shouting "Z"!

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