A black, gaseous entity floats slowly and ominously towards a young child with autism.

A pink elephant erupts semen from its trunk as a tribesman aims his spear at this beast.

A calculator fellating a pack of pringles.

A creeper with inflatable arms shoots himself in the hand. (Also he has a cigar)

An enraged, green penguin with bloodshot eyes and blood-covered flippers standing atop a platform of some kind.

World War II

spaceship headed for the sun. look out there's a spacemen in the way!

Doodle or Die user has been faced with a language barrier.

Homer Simpson is a lemon

Oh fuck it's a tarantula get it off

Dinosaurs ditching earth on 2012. Vote Ron Paul, never forget 9/11.

A wireless router giving a box of matches a handjob