Spike-Eye Man approaches the Olympic javelin contest with extreme caution.

Sad blue squiggly man wobbles down the road.

The answer is no. The question? Nobody will ever know.

Ariel's got a swanky new blue dress and might be pregnant?

Abraham Lincoln's gonna get crunk tonight!

Little pink guy explains his fetish

"Peace," says the disembodied head of little Billy Willikers

Don't mind me, just spurtin' blood from my coat

Rat in a wheelchair ain't takin' shit from anybody anymore

Drunk driver wanders back to the car he plowed into a bush. There are bottles everywhere. "BEER!" he thinks.

The rainbow replies, "This is the answer, my dearest bowl!" and points towards absolutely nothing.

The brown cow was vandalized by the area punks