A textbook with teeth falls onto it's unsuspecting prey.

A nigger can't properly support his family, and is forced to make cuts in the form of not properly clothing his baby child.

A child running from an upsidedown, blue bird gleefully makes his way towards a wiffle ball being shit from the backside of a bear.

Doodle or Die

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A broken doodle or die chain. it will cost you exactly $4.20 to repair it.

A doctor calls his old, deprived patient an idiot just before he delivers their daily dose.

jigglypuff from a bird's-eye view

New Chain

George Washington makes his escape with the entire world's supply of cocaine.

a young girl bounces on her bed

New Chain

A 40-year-old man attempts to blaze up his son with some mad four-hundred and twenty

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