AYY HOL UP *MOLTEN LIPS FUSE TOGETHER* YOO SAYIN IM SUM *DUNKS SELF IN BLUE POWERADE TO TRY AND PUT OUT FIRE* SUM KINDA HUMAN TORCH?

Wii U... had a hard life

Blue Eyes White Dragon wants to show you what he's made of

Barneyfag starts his day

GENTLEMEN... BEHOLD!

A suicide bomber attacks the Ojama Trio

Junpei, Ace Defective, acquires euphoria

Russia's only accomplishment of note joins Smash