Steve Buscemi can't remember if he turned off the stove

nigga why u lyin. I know u lyin cuz i seent u lyin befo. so i kno how u is wen u lyin.

A PALM TREE WITH A LARGE SAGGING COCONUT. YEP. THAT'S TOTALLY WHAT THIS IS.

bombturtle is tired of big bird stealing his shit and decides enough is enough

a large swollen hemorrhoid emerges from a man's prolapsed anus

a man despises his wife's painting and finally decides to destroy it with a loaf of bread

Lightning McQueen all up in this bitch

go to bed

cartman has jaundice

the ugliest hippopotamus getting ready for prom

are you drawing the same thing for everything?

a student has to write an essay but just scribbles on the paper, hoping his teacher won't notice the difference