Shit that light bulbs about to smash me hard in the head. I can tell because it's still emitting light even though it has no power source.

Barack loves mitt. But little do they both know, they are figments of the imagination of one Tim Fairbanks. A shoemaker in soviet Russia.

Bitches be trippin, "Wingardium Leviosa, mothafuckas!" *POW POW POW*, "Wingardium I-just-shot-you-through-the-upper-torso-three-times."

white deformed freak plus the north pole = ?

Cheese shouldn't do acid. Parmesiod

Darling please don't shoot anymore roman emperors, you've quite exhausted our stockpiles.

The ribbits have it.

The eyes have it. We are done.

KFC kills... even if you're afroman chasing a ghost.

Dead bears don't care if you eat them.

Something's missing. Something important.

wizened wolf