Patrick Star sees sandy nekkid.

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"Did it hurt?" "What?" "When you fell from heaven."

Pippi Longstocking plays xbox

This gives me wood.

Sock puppet pig sees giant shrek slug.

Little man in pocket sees pink.

You're bad at math.

There's an ant in my present and that makes me smile.

My haircut is so bad I'm dizzy.

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