In Japan, blow jobs are strictly forbidden.

Potato leaks ketchup.

Miranda from Sex and the City has turned into an ogre. She only lets the hottest hunks into her "swamb."

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IT'S A TRAP! Highjacked UFO is headed for a suicide crash into the sun.

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A surprised guy with no body gets punched in the mouth by a floating arm in the park.

A guy with a massive afro farting.

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