This is why I hate American capitalism. Chase CEO on CNN tells us to fuck off.

kirby got run over and turned into a bloody streak on the pavement

Damn Gina!

Large person needs a larger doorway than small person

why is it my birthday? why why why?

A white supremacist autobot yells "I AM MEGATRON !1!1!!"

Never before has a boy wanted more

A red-eyed monster under the bed of a child in a pitch black bedroom

40 series Toyota Land Cruiser

The devil unhappily sports a pompadour

A bleeding French flag

if I only had a brain