apple grapple

a father,who cannot accept the death of his son Jim, clings onto whats left him,his head.He holds Jims head w/him as they go to buy a strike

Ms. Pedobear after eating a nice fresh 'hotdog'. She looks like shes 'hungry' for some more....

a man aggressively declares that he will be manually 'pleasuring' a horse.

a surrealistic impression of how intangible concepts and undefinable variables are rendered in an infinite area of absolute nonexistence.

ah shiet nigguh. f'got mah muhhfuggin pizza homeslice at da crib. was finna eat da shiet mane. dat pizza bout sum gourmet type ish nigguh.

textron 650. this new robot will send text messages to himself. what purpose does this serve? scientists are still trying to find out.

man uses his spaghetti fist of the nose hair to entangle those whom he wants to return.

yellow dish washing glove wishes death upon an apple and all his future generations.

...BSOD

He says he didn't kill anyone. He's innocent until proven guilty so we'll just let him go then.

Jason was 2 days late for his appointment. It was his own fault though, he accidentally marked Sun. 15th instead of Fri. 13th.