cancer patient smoking medical marijuana on a park bench daydreams of eating pizza at 7:00

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the story of how mr krabs got a whale daughter

angry cyclist discovers he is blind

A GIANT FUCKING TREE IS RIGHT OUTSIDE PHILADELPHIA, WITH THREE FLOWERS NEXT TO IT. THERE'S SNOW EVERYWHERE.

unfortunate frenchman made almost entirely out of his torso eats spaghetti and enjoys his exquisite mustache next to the eiffel tower

fat albert after losing his nose

someone asks the angry ninja turtle what all that shit on his back is. he responsds "OOOOOOOOO"

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spongebob and patrick take their pets to work

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adolf hitler

bbq on green; bbq on word

satanic ginger kid feeding his elderly grandfather sweets before he cannibalizes him

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