The box has no idea what you're talking about.

OMG. It's almost February!

Spongebob couldn't take anymore of Mr. Krabbs' selfishness, and therefore fried him and stuck his body parts in the Krabby Patties.

Oh no, this chocolate's not for eating... you rub it on your eyes, and it burns them. Okay, maybe it is for eating.

That is a load of barnacles

Piggy bank speeding away on wheels, trying to avoid the quarter that's already half way into its back slot

A nice, juicy steak. I hate steak.

Mouse forced to sign a contract

This is what happens when you can't decide if you'd rather join the football team or the marching band

Pacman feels lonely without the ghosts.

DAT FIN

A man dies and meets Da Vinci in heaven, then suddenly desires to be the greatest artist ever, meaning, he must kill already dead Da Vinci