Pretzels, ducks and Jesus receive time-related powers.

Sock Chameleon.

Typical Packers fan.

Patrick is a 4chan browser.

Depressed superman.

Jews conspiring.

Nickelodeon logo.

Brown snake/worm salutes you, oh powerful stranger.

*Dkr* Im pointy nosed

French-mustache man inhales volcanic fumes while handling his magnificent mustache.

dafuqat

A dog. Nothing more, nothing less. Oh, it has a black collar.