Dearest sir, please draw me a man of utter elegance in every way; even the gentleman's, ahem, "privates"
A man having a wank to his wife while she is sleeping
A cat wearing pajamas
A heart and a cat drink their sorrows away.
A secret character from The Simpsons states that she will never marry John Mayer. A blue-headed stick with a white coat is puking in a bowl.
Asshat tries to boss Jesus around...but Jesus ain't takin none of that shit!
redrobot in an orange room, jamming in an ____.
ummm just draw a... ANYTHING
Why, it's Rageface! Here to sing us his jolly song! "FFFFFFUUUUUUUUU"
the blood vessels of the human body
blod king
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