handsome man wears furs and doesnt give a fuck

A wizard has turned all of my saliva into kool-ade!

someone drove a black stake through the brown spider with a detachable butt and now its spewing gold!

I just got dumped by a hobo

Miyamoto doing market research

homestarrunner

no matter how long the rope was, alan still couldn't grab the giant chocolate truffles

homestarrunner's legs are full of knees!

some chump regrets his experimental eye surgery

The horse didnt care how old she was, he just wanted some poon, any poon.

"saggy sarah" gets all flustered whenever shes around noodly william.

A couple of snakes think about the glorious history of islam