A red-headed girl with two perky pigtails is unperturbed by a possessed old fashioned phone which speaks to her.

A beautiful bluebird sings of a nearby town's soon-to-be destruction by a one-eyed and three-nostriled monster.

Oh, oh no! The the apple has begun its dark transformation into a were-horse!

HANG MAN GONE WRONG. SO HORRIBLY WRONG.

A lemon and a coconut have a child.

The sludge monster is offended that you think it is a racist. Seriously, jerk.

A strong and confident pokemon trainer don't need no man.

Doodle or Die

A wise poc friend tells his chin buddy not to drop the baby, man. Because that would be stupid.

The naked man can see with his nipples. It is an ability he is very proud of.

Doodle or Die

She has blonde hair, sunglasses on head, pretty lips, silver necklace, pink shirt, bigboobs. Asks "what?" Her name is apparently Elle Woods.

A music sheet, written with red ink, is censored with more red ink. It is a metaphor for capitalism.

A math exam questions its own existence. It starts sobbing.

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