Someone cries for help over a telephone.

A corny poop winks at you from across the room.

"My mouse sucks"

Pac-Man offers poop-flavored ice cream to an appalled man.

A man, dressed in red, is taken aback by something he sees. What he sees is reflected in his sunglasses.

Satan trains for the track meet while his coach goads him on. A single ghostly spectator watches.

The little green dude from DBZ (the one that looks like tiny Piccolo) dreams of whipped cream.

A cool-as-ice biker with ginger hair.

a red fuzzy sits alone on a desert island with a tree and a bag

The sun, with a giant penis, proclaims its distaste for the Earth.

Gregory House, M.D.

man surprised at pizza

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