Taking road rage to the next level by driving UNDER that -.005-mph driver's sorry excuse for a car!

A porcupine showed up to the Christmas morning work party--dressed up with a cup of coffee--but no one else showed up.

Just your contemporary Greek medical pirate officer checking up on you to see how you're doing!

A loving mother nursing her newborn child.

A simple moose.

After some thought, a brightly-colored pink festive moose realizes the corrupted flesh-centipede they are eating may kill them.

A brown-eyed eye-person is envious of another eye-person's blue eyes.

An American whale saying "Je suis Américaine"

Extremely-crudely-drawn goldfish.

Doodle or Die

An artistic rendition of a loving valentine sheep.

Doodle or Die

A woman with an orange shirt, and a purple skirt offers a man some gum. Unfortunately, the man blew his brains out a couple of minutes ago.

Red and white polka dot pattern.

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