Ejaculation celebration.

Angry plush toy

Three civilians fret as they realize the giant pear in the middle of the road is actually an IED

Blonde woman smirks while bleeding profusely from a fatal neck wound

rotten pacifier disguised in a bag of peanuts

A giant, scared donut-hole wanders the streets of downtown Chicago.

Yoda shreds a crowd of Africans with giant scissors using the force.

Retarded rabbit craves body parts

Young man prepares to penetrate unarmed man with a dagger

Nationalist Koopa Troopa sings war anthem in a tank.

Lying Jerk vampire seductively claims to be Shrek

Orcish Pac-Man fires arrow into crowd.

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