sally gots them crazy eyes.

whale space ship torpedo fights a red tape worm.

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taco beach.

a murderous pig with a mustache just pushed a poor man down the stairs to his bloody death.

snakes on a plane.

t-rex broccoli leg.

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a monkey in a cowboy hat with dual pistols riding on the back of a magical unicorn with laser vision through space.

pacman easily escapes the extremely uncoordinated ghosts.

Doodle or Die

lady with large stomach eating watermelon practically nude on a mattress explains that she is pregnant with watermelons, not baby.

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Starring Samuel L Jackson as Miley Cyrus.

New Chain

Two zebras fighting over a pickle.

a bunch of white clouds sit in the blue sky above an ocean of what looks like four urine cyclones.

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