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New Chain

None shall rustle the Triumvirate.

Mr. T Punches the Milky Way

A man looks sad as he looks over tumbleweed that is giving off a foul odor.

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Hungry African child proclaiming "You think this is a motherfucking game?"

A lone cactus in the desert is sweating.

I've seen some shit

Why can't I reach this billboard?

The Wendy's girl can play my flute any time

A man standing on the back of a car in transit, he bends over to shit out a chicken on to another car.

Megaman got fat and orange.

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