GET ON MY LEVEL SCRUBS
Mary, do you ever just want to jump off? I mean..to see what it's like?
A woman in a skirt is on a pogo stick. She's doing it wrong.
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminal.
A man with 2 hairs is sad because his dad gives zero fucks about him.
A pig gets some brand new kicks. Time to run fast.
Two guys and a girl sleeping under a giant history book, one of them has extremely long arms. The middle one doesn't even.
Remember kids, never perform dentistry on a lion without proper safety equipment.
The Lorax
The earth is trapped in a box marked fragile.
A bowl of piss soup.
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