A man incorrectly guesses the capital of Texas.

An anime dude named Falkner does some SWEET SK8BORD TRIXX

A man finds the Ganjo, a banjo made entirely from weed.

Fine Ill make a Homestuck description. Dave and Jade try to have a deep conversation, but then John busts in and sprays "applejuice" on them

A bunch of cursive chickenscratch

A solid gold sculpture of Kind Arthur pulling the sword out of the rock.

A man who can make his coat grow on command.

AW YEAH, S'WALUIGI TIME. NYAH

A skull-and-crossbones on a pink background, that can only mean one thing... THE ASSPIRATES ARE COMING

A young Arnold Schwarzenegger picks up some sweet shades.

Pikachu shouldn't have eaten those pills on the bottom of the Game Center....

A man in shades waves to a gigantic green sentient vibrator.