A penguin starts talking some serious smack to Eminem. He can hardly take it any more.

An artist's rendition of what "Fifty Shades of Grey" truly means to them.

Two clouds bickering. One of them pulls out an automatic rifle. Things get really heated, and neither knows where the situation will go.

Grimace, the McDonald mascot, taking a fairly large shit

A hooker in a red dress in bed with a skeleton after what I assume is post-coital. Both are smoking cigarettes and chatting it up about life

A man sits in the top floor of an abandoned house, crying by himself. He's at the window, looking outside, asking "Why?" to an angry tree.

A gay banana stands there flaunting it all, model-like. Green sandals. On a catwalk. Absolutely FABULOUS

A man is a tree in disguise. Somebody finds out and uses his body for profit, extracting sap for his own delicious pancake maple syrup,

That annoying purple monkey that showed up to 'help you' in the early versions of Windows XP

A soap opera about a track coack who has sexual tendencies for one of his students. "Run faster, work harder!", he screams at her.

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A really sweet drawing of Mega-Man X fighting Dr. Eggman