I'm on a Mexican Radio!

An iPad committing suicide.

Dora the Retarded Explorer reminding you that No means NO, silly pedophile!

Being forced to "pinch it off!"

Am man who got his drug dealer confused with his Starbucks.

One minute they're having a Denver omelette; the next minute, someone's sticking a gun in their face.

Buddy Christ!

There once was a blind man who picked up a hammer and saw.

You see kids, this is what happens when you knock boots so hard you actually knock your head.....BABIES, BABIES is what happens.

A hopeful leprechaun looking for a double rainbow!

Shit-talking Dildos...

Stupid Pizza-Faced AFLAC bird!