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Popeye mixed with tom the cat looking at a can of spinach.

water mellon smack down

A monkey dressed up as Link being harassed by a bully.

A worm commenting on your hair and vagina.

desperate preteen deceiving his mother.

A baby crib and it's mobile hanging thingy.

A diva doesn't settle for less than what she wants.

That's a sleuth if I ever saw one.

The results of a gameboy in a frying pan on a stove. hm.

One armed busty chick sprinkling her young with rainbow candy goodness.

This poor man's poptart has gone missing. Oh god the poor guy...