A horse with mallets for hooves, who has had his tail grafted to the side of his body, walks into a bar that doesn't sell what he wants.

A bust of ciccro that must be made of pumice, since it can apparently float.

A watering can shaped like a green bone.

A blue toilet with some kind of skinned head glued to it smokes a cigarette while being suspicious of espionage.

I want to see nothing but soup ladles everywhere. Can you do that for me?

Absolutely not.

A mustachioed man is in distress because his head has been split open and he has a bent coat-hanger stuck in his ass.

Lurch has turned into a mountain.

An egg in hell.

Man comes out of the closet.

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A man who speaks in shitty handwriting.