Bart Simpson's shenanigans finally got the best of him.

A pile of shit with red and green eyes wishes that you would sexually violate it.

A butterfly.

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The enrichment center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you, and in fact, cannot speak.

A close up of elmo's nose.

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Maybe you should marry that thing if you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU.

A grey slab of rock in the ocean decides what is proper.

Black panther laughs at your pitiful attempt at drawing.

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Quit now and cake will be served immediately.

Quit now and [caaaake] will be served immediately.

An orange crab peers over a pink wall and watches you sleep.

A man is happy to have found a dollar in the street.

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