gray dots with black line going down diagonally and a red and blue dot on one side and a green and yellow dot on the other.

brown background with green writing saying, "Grim Fandang "O"

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the unicorn is angry at the dragon

an old man remembers how one time while making love to a prostitute for five cents that his dinner got cold and a truck ran over his house.

a very detailed girl with black hair and brown eyes and nose hair. She has pink lips.

a man falls off the bed while trying to read a newspaper and scratch his butt. He is a white outline of a man and the background is black

a man is run over by a semi and apologizes for bleeding in the road.

nothing is worse than all you insensitive nookers.

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Thor and Loki go on an easter egg hunt. Loki throws a fit because Thor has more eggs.

A praying-mantis is having sex with the arm of a couch...

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Hemmingway at an AA meeting.

There is a bridge. Under the bridge, water. An arrow points to a beam of the bridge and says, "Effort."

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