um waiter there's an eyeball in my margarita

???? where did you get that picture of me

Finally, after years of pain and suffering- after three fucking years of extreme frustration. I've finally threaded this god damn needle.

gib me da pussy b0ss

A chillingly smug ":)" emoticon on a grey background.

stick man with fire ears dies to imagine dragons lyrics

stuck between a rock and a hard place

gay baby jail

FRIDAY! yellow sausage time

the saddest event in history

aww that's a cute red medic

liquid solid gas snake