I'd make that face too if I were on a Mac.

The Brave Little Toaster is an awesome movie and if you don't agree you CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Chinese man is confused by ginger prostitute's lightsaber strap-on.

CHINCHILLA FIGHT CHINCHILLA FIGHT

A man collects chicken eggs with an enormous insect. The man looks uncomfortable. They are wearing matching hats.

There isn't a monster under your bed. There are SIX monsters under your bed.

A stoned milk jug introduces itself to a xylophone mallet.

A peanut is thrilled to be sentient. If only it knew about all the war, crime, and poverty in this world, it would beg to be inanimate.

A naked man with a potato for a hand urinates on a spider. You can either draw that or a kitty on a roomba. I won't judge you either way.

Shark is excited on his first day working at Best Buy.

A large-headed man has been pelted by chocolate easter bunnies and lays in the feral position and weeps.

An adorable kitten plays with a ball of yarn.